If Stallone makes Rambo 6, what should be the title?

Rambo: Last Blood ⭐️⭐️⭐️½

Where do you go when your final movie in a series has the word “last” in it? Stallone might just be joking about the possibility of making Rambo 6, but he may also not want to end on Last Blood.

However, fans may not have seen the last of the iconic John Rambo, at least if what Stallone is teasing on social media ends up being more than a tease. Stallone recently took to Instagram to encourage fans to check out the extended cut of Rambo: Last Blood and in his caption noted that “he could be back”, suggesting that fans might just get a Rambo 6.

Sylvester Stallone Teases New Rambo Movie

In the music world, bands go out on Farewell Tours only to change their minds and return to touring. One could argue it’s the massive $$$ being offered that pulls them back, but I think Stallone, now in his 70s, just doesn’t want to let go.

Motley Crue was so convinced they’d never tour again that they created a legal document that the only way they could tour again was with the original members. Enter a big tour with Def Leppard and they were all in — and then the pandemic hit.

Ozzy Osbourne in the 90s had a tour called “No More Tours” … he would return and make like four or five more albums and tours.

So, you can’t believe the music world that when it’s over, it’s over. I suppose we should cut Stallone some slack if he wants to make Rambo 6. My question is what the heck would be a good title, if it is made?

Here’s a few of my ideas. Some are obviously tongue-in-cheek.

Rambo 666 – Rambo takes on Satan and his minions in the afterlife
Rambo: Imminent Blood – Rambo roams around in a series of tunnels he created, when a the government wants to step in and imminent domain some of his land. A Waco-style one man war erupts against the police.
Rambo: Epilogue Blood – Rambo returns to his ranch and is haunted by the ghost of Colonel Trautman and all the carnage he’s created. His final test awaits …

Care to add any Rambo 6 titles and story ideas of your own?

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6 thoughts on “If Stallone makes Rambo 6, what should be the title?

  1. “Rambo, Unbound” – Rambo must return to action when war criminals order a hit on him in order to protect his family
    “The Next Blood” – When his PTSD leaves him homeless and alone, Rambo has to come to terms with his morality while escaping the yakuza men hunting him.
    “A Harpoon for the Honeymoon: Rambo VI” – While being held captive at a slave camp run by neo-nazis, Rambo meets and falls in love with an equally attracted prostitute, and the two plot an escape mission

    Yeah, the third was more tongue-in-cheek, but it may be my favorite!

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      1. Yeah! I was surprised that I came up with “Harpoon for the Honeymoon” right on the spot , that one was creative. Granted, it was partially thanks to the film “Hatchet for the Honeymoon ” but…

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